
i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week
i hope your tuesday is fine
i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact
“i’m the fuckin thing”
-the thing (john carpenter’s the thing, 1982)